WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH IS...

I'm basically a nice guy.

At least, that's what I like to think.

Its just that I find people amusing. Very Amusing. And just because I laugh at these undeniably amusing people, I'm supposed to be nasty. Yeah, right.

Don't YOU find these people funny?

Which people, you ask?

These people:

1) Mall Crawlers:

This strange species can be divided into two types
a) The exceedingly rich and bored children, who slouch along in a lazy, really chilled out style with this 'Yeah, I'm cool' look on their collective face. They Really, Really crack me up.


Guys:

Attire: black t-shirt with designer things written on it,

Appearance: Gelled and spiked hair, or totally uncombed and falling all around the face hair, with shades hung on some part of the body, mostly high on the head, or on the front of the collar.Slouch replaces walk.

Accessories: Lots of bands, watches, etc, on one wrist.


Girls:

Attire: Spaghettis, mostly. Clothes do not fit properly,supposedly showing off perfect waists, but most of the time, not-so-perfect waists.

Appearance:hairstyles variable, but undeniable leanings towards sensuality, sometimes sadly misconstrued.

Accessories:Several Piercings, with strange (ear/nose/eyebrow/eyebrow raising) rings and studs in those piercings.

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Generally:

Expression: Bored
Voice: drawling, also bored
Language:English, with Accented or 'cool' tamil, and a smattering of hindi.

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b) Wannabes:

pronunciation: Wanna bees

These people 'wannabe' as in want to be like the rich kids.

Boys:

Attire:Fake branded T-shirts.Lurid colours, like pink and fluorescent yellow. Symbols of dragons,
pictures of wrestlers, Sania Mirza or Two scary eyes are popular.

Appearance:Strange hairstyles. Stiff strut replaces walk.

Accessories: lots of jingly stuff on both wrists.

Girls:

Attire: Lurid coloured fake Tees or Lurid Salwarish things.

Appearance: stringy hair, or bushy hair. Half-run replaces walk.

Accessories: JINGLY, Luz stuff.

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Generally:

Expression: Excited to be here.

Voice: Squeaky or aggressive.

Language:Girls speak bad English when boys walk past, otherwise typical madrasi tamil in hushed whispers and lots of pointing and giggling. Boys, LOUD and brash.

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More to follow.