ALCOHOL, I SAY!

Watching people is by far the best pastime on earth.

I was at 10 Downing Street, (the pub, although Mr. Brown is undoubtedly funny) on thursday. Drunk folks are very funny. Especially when it's karaoke night. If you're a music connoisseur, avoid the place like you'd avoid an upset bull. If you are a connoisseur in people, do come along. You will see amusing sights like:

1. Man in striped shirt dancing, his belly causing the stripes on his shirt to turn into waves.
2. Very drunk man grinding with the Karaoke screen.
3. Chappie dancing MJ style, and getting chinese lady to grind with him.
4. A couple so drunk they were making out in the middle of the pub. Then the waiter brings them the bill and the guy is very confused because his bill was something around three grand, but the girl is too far gone to care.
5. One family friend who didn't recognize me, so far gone that she was exercising her rights under Section 377.

And that's just the beginning. Inebriated people singing is something you should not miss.

But hey, to each his own.